i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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