I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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