Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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