So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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