I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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