My boss' voice literally gives me gas
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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