in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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