on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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