So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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