Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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