i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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