Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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