Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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