My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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