If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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