Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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