I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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