Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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