Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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