I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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