Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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