He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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