party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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