Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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