So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Enjoy the penises
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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