did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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what are you doing with your life
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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