I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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