Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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