I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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