Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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