I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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