So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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