butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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