You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.