I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?