she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.