you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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