Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Im just a social blackout drinker.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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