im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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