Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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