captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
