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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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