he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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