You just made me feel so damn special
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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