he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
where are my eyebrows?
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