OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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