Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life