i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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