gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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