doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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