So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Ladies don't puke and tell
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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