Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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