How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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