It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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