Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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