Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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