So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You had me at "let me see your balls"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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