that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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