You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So vagazzling was a success
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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