you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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