girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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